Okay, I feel better now.
I’m just PMSing world, don’t worry about me.
Though still, please stop. It hurts, seriously.
-Hot Toddy
Dear world of people, the ones that know me/hang out with me from time to time,
STOP. DITCHING. ME.
ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW I’M IN THE GUTTERS, TRYING TO CLAW MY WAY OUT, YET HAVE SET ASIDE VALUABLE TIME FOR YOU.
It’s absolutely, ugh. I feel like a bitch saying this, cause yes we all have lives and we all have people we want to see, things we want to do, places we want to go.
But mother of god, stop doing this to me. Two people have bailed on me in a matter of hours. One I made plans with about a week ago, one who said they’d be free if I ended up being free, confirmed they were going to be free, then just now was like ‘FOUND SOMETHING ELSE FUNNER TO DO LATER BITCH’.
It always seems to be fucking ME.
Motherfucker, I want to get drunk on a dime now.
(proceeds to DC9…NOT LIKE ANY OF YOU WILL JOIN ME. FUCKERS.)
At least I can do this interview I’ve been trying for weeks to arrange, work, then OH YEAH NOTHING TOMORROW NIGHT.
-_-
Hipster Pictures Created In Real Life By Lee Jung
You know that recent trend that you see where they take a generic picture, apply some generic washed out color instagram like effect, and put a quote on it?
This is what this series kind of reminds me of, except nothing is done in post.
Cool idea! I would stop and read whatever was written if I saw a random sentence laying on the street.
when she first came on i was like “what the fuck is Florence Welch doing on here?”…yeah,he should’ve killed her though he’s so damn sensitive
@dies-oder-das:
NAAAAHHH, he needs to bone her. I just can’t wait to see if he bones her. JON BECOME A MAAAN. DO ITTT. DO THE HORNY WILDLING. YOU KNOW YOU WANNA.
and the captions are flawless, he is probably thinking these things…
(Source: raphmike)
Kind of absurd.
How my heart is beating so fiercely, and I’m attempting to contain the yelling that is threatening to burst from my throat.
To say words I’ve not said with complete ease until now.
Phew. No, let’s be an adult. Enough yelling for tonight.
I can’t wait for saturday. So I can kiss his stupidly adorable face, watch him be awesome around my best friend and her family, and wreck him that night.
(Ok, fuck you if you’re like ‘Ewwww gross Hot Toddy! I don’t want to know about that!’ cause I talk about sex literally every single time I write on here. Stop it. Deal.)
Yeah. I did say that. He’s going to be EXHAUSTED sunday evening.
Or maybe Monday, it might take that long to be finished thanking him for being be best guy to date ever…
lol sex.
It’s about that time mangu!!! #dominican made by @rosaj207 of course ( @Ms_Rosa cooking skill) (Taken with instagram)
real ass shit
OH FUCK MANGU. Need that shit in mah belleh.
You know a good percentage of your will to watch ‘Sabrina the Tennage Witch’ was for Salem. You know it, don’t denyyy.
(Source: theplushbear)
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